We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
… I would have 2 hot guys chasing me even though I’m not pretty.
… a rich guy would give me a makeover.
… I could eat anything I wanted and still be super skinny.
… I would be poor and have to work several jobs.
… I could look like a boy and still attract the hottest guys.
… I would get piggyback rides on a regular basis.
… music would start playing whenever I felt something.